Funky Farms Review

Written by Cathy Rozyczko — Edited by Jason Brett on February 9, 2021

You bring the soul. We’ll bring the funk… WOW! An amazing tagline from fresh CBD vendor, Funky Farms. Their branding is on point, to say the least, with a funky and vibrant feel that makes their products look irresistible. And the quality on the inside isn’t so shabby, either. With fun flavors that are out of the ordinary and shockingly no scary chemicals or artificial stuff, we’d love to boogie down with this quality brand.

“May the funk be with you.” So clever, but we didn’t think of it; Funky Farms did. Whoever is behind the branding here has either done this before or is a highly creative, brilliant funkster. All the Funky Farms products come in bright packaging, and their fun vibe reaches out and grabs you. It’s like you want to be a part of what they’re doing before you even know what they’re selling!

Fortunately, Funky Farms checks out behind the scenes. They source non-GMO hemp grown in northern Oregon that’s free of pesticides. With crazy flavors like Alaskan ice and blueberry gelato, we thought we’d certainly find artificial colors and ingredients lurking around. But to our knowledge, Funky Farms keeps it all natural, even in their CBD gummies. Huge funky applause for this feat.

The Funky Farms product catalog may seem like the CBD you’ve seen before, but we really dig their vape products that aren’t the stuff we see everyday. For one, they’re all made from full spectrum CBD oil. While this isn’t unheard of, isolate is certainly king when it comes to vaping CBD. Second, there’s no nasty PG or artificial flavors — just MCT oil, terpenes, and natural flavoring. And third, their handcrafted flavors like lemon limon (think lemon-lime) and apple jack pear have customers raving. Honestly, we’d like to know how they’re able to arrive at these flavors naturally, but we’ll save that for another day.

All offerings are full spectrum with the exception of the CBD gummies and drink mix made from isolate. The Funky Farms lineup goes like this:

• CBD Vape Cartridges from $30
• CBD Gummies starting at $10
• 1 ml “Daily Dose” at $6 each with discounts for 35 packs
• CBD Oil Tinctures from $30 to $140
• CBD Drink Powder Mix with vitamins at $5 each with discounts for 24 packs
• CBD Vape Juice from $30
• CBD Vape Pods at $25 each

Funky Farms generously offers discounts to military and their dependents, first responders, and teachers, so we are happy to grant the Charity Badge. And if you’re a college student, you’re in luck! You get a discount too with a verified email address.

We were pumped to read independent test results on Funky Farm’s CBD cartridges. Each has exactly what we look for and then some: cannabinoid profile, terpene profile, pesticides, heavy metals, residual solvents, and even more contaminants results. But our heart sank as we moved through the product line and found no more tests.

The thing is, Funky Farms provides QR codes on their products that link to third-party results, so it seems like they have them. We encourage the company to post these results online to rank as a four-badge vendor and also improve the transparency of their brand. To save cash, they can simply conduct contaminants tests on the batch CBD oil and isolate and provide just cannabinoid profiles for the SKUs. It’s a funky improvement that will go a long way.

Bottom Line – Funky Farms has a stellar CBD line and commitment to all-natural ingredients, so we’ll disco dance with them anytime. If vaping is your thing, we highly recommend their full spectrum cartridges.